The Undeniable, Unassailable and Entirely Devastating Truth

As I sat at my desk, thinking oh so hard about my essay question, my mind has easily wandered into the realm of philosophy. Deciding then to pursue my new object of interest I found the follwing certainly amusing definition;
'Philosophy; A route of many roads leading, from nowhere, to nothing'

So, now I believe that I myself can perfectly empathize with those who wish to ordain themselves philosophers, because it is apparent to me now that, in fact, the difference between philosophy and procrastination is so dissmal that even I can pronounce myself a philosopher.

To no avail, I am proving my newly gained credentials even now, as I increasingly delay my English homework for tomorrow morning. To continue upon this road I have now embarked upon, leading from nowhere to nothing, I have decided to illustrate a few of the affable things I have surrounded myself with as of late.

1. Multitudes of books often keep me from dwelling on my current living situations, as the second mother to far too many children
2. My partialty to violent movies has only been increasing
3. I find that the substance of alcohol at teenage parties is an object of ecstacy and excitement, criticise me for my ignorance all you want
4. My last year of school is going to be my best

I have erected myself a number of goals this year to quell both my childish and also my sensible desires, which I hope to achieve, or at least feign attempt in.
1. I have decided that school work can no longer be denied and portrayed as fiction.
2. I have decided that my work hours must decrease in order to release more precious time
3. I have decided that my boyfriend will only be able to see me twice during the school week and once on the weekend
4. I have decided to limit myself to 10 standard drinks at whatever party I go to, except for my own
5. I have decided that driving at odd hours of the night without parental consent is not an issue
6. Rain is gods confetti

And now that I have publicly accounted myself to my new found truths, one can only hope I abide by them, however, rules would not be in place if they were so frequently broken.

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